There She Goes

Character: Ikari Yui
Series: Neon Genesis Evangelion: Angelic Days
Character Age: 15-16
Canon: Once upon a time, Gainax appeared. Then Gainax said, "Let there be EVA!" and Evangelion was born. Gainax saw that it was good and then went on to make several different Evangelions, each one more special and unique than the last. This particular spinoff follows the same plot: boy gets mecha, boy tries to save world, insert philosophical and biblical debates and somewhere along the way, the Ode to Joy is being played ... only this time, it's played in a shoujo-ey high school lifestyle with happy endings.

Ikari Yui is one of those few, sane, well-balanced people. She is an honors student and a responsible teenager with a strong sense of duty towards other people. She is very, very devoted to her boyfriend Gendo and tends to think of him constantly. Yui is also a bit of a spaz, often saying whatever comes to mind first, then realizing it about ten seconds later. Yui's also a bit naive but she's kind to all people and she won't stand for violence amongst others. No matter who you are or what your troubles may be, Yui is there to hold your hand.

Sample Post:

Y-You know, most school trips take you to the zoo or even a bird park, but it is highly unusual to charter a plane all the way to Louisiana just to visit the swamp! Ah, I do hope this is all right, this is all seems very improper. Even the airport looked rather strange with its creative use of intestines on display... Oh, I see a guide! Hello, I'm Ikari Yui from Japan and I'm here for the Super Deluxe Camper Friendship Under Down tour! O-Or is it Down Under? I'm not quite sure this is the same as Australia.... Oh! Oh, no offense, Mister Tour Guide, I-I didn't mean to offend you with my assumptions of Australia! I like the name of the tour! It's quite pleasant and unique! N-No, I don't think you need to explain the meaning of the name... with those very visual pictures. p-please put that away! As I was saying, it would be most kind of you to escort me around the premises and help me locate my class, especially one Rokubungi Gendo. I'm not keen on leaving him by himself, you see. I made a promise... Oh, you'll help me find my classmates as well if I act as an assistant Tour Guide? Thank you so much! You are very thoughtful! I'll do my best to carry out these duties and make you proud!

Hello zombies! I'm your assistant tour guide for CFUD tours of the technically unsafe and dangerous jungle! O-Oh, I didn't mean to say that out loud. It's fine, it's not unsafe in the least! Please follow me and watch your step, there are large quicksand pools in our path. It would be terrible if one of you got hurt, so please be careful for your own sake. And here, we have the toucan habitat! See how carefully the nests are built with silk stocking lace from the underwear trees and bits of what seems to be... balloons? Though I can't see why they're shaped so oddly. Ah, I can't make it out, but that is what they use! Please keep a safe distance from the nests, the toucans are prone to attacking visitors with insults about their heterosexuality and dead sisters. Not to say that they don't insult your dead brothers but they usually prefer the dead sisters. Though it's a terrible thing to say and I can't understand why they would hurt others like that. It's needlessly cruel... so please, don't believe what they tell you. I'm sure you're all wonderful people despite your missing body parts!

Oh, and here we have the lake! Note its peculiar but vivid and...somewhat putrid colouring--N-No, it's not like that! I'm sure the water here is perfectly fine in every way! It's not like it has any kind of mutated marine life living in there. See? A perfectly normal giant squid of unusual size and texture! And it's even saying hello to us! Don't worry, it's okay, she's simply wrapping her tentacles around you as a loving gesture---

... I'm not sure this is the kind of hello the tourists wanted. M-Maybe I should blow the whistle for help.

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